UFO attacks!

If you watched the news last week, you probably remember that UFOs were sighted in Stephenville, Texas: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/409903.html

Apparently this is big enough to make national news (certainly more interesting than the current presidential coverage…) But what I think is even BIGGER news is a quote by UFO sighter Steve Allen:

“People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt.”

Seriously? The only reason people are wondering is because it happened where a lot of churches happen to be? This is the Bible Belt dude, not the Scientology base camp. But even more alarming, if you check out some of the YouTube videos circulating, is the man who considered SHOOTING at the UFO.

Welcome to Texas. :-/

Of course, the question on the forefront of all of our minds is: Just what WAS that unidentified flying object? And friends, I found the answer in a startling photo released a few short days after the sighting.

If you have children, tell them to leave them room…

Ready?

Yes, the unidentified objects flying across Stephenville were a flock of MAC AIRS! I always knew there was something unearthly about that Jobs guy. Why is he always one step ahead of the rest of technology? Just watch a Mac enthusiast and you’ll know they’re not actually smart enough to come up with this stuff. It has to be something else.

Now we know.

Remember, you heard it here first.